tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

  • friend: promise you won't tell anyone
  • me: i promise
  • me: *tells my mom*
apostcardtome:

disneywalnut:

g-retchenwieners:

brititch:

loveabovelooks:

this is legitimately the most embarrassing picture i have seen ever in my life

the story behind this photo was: she actually cut her foot, and having a great sense of humor, posed for this photo.

omg i never noticed that thing on her foot

NOTICE THE THING ON HER FOOT

THIS IS TRUE COURAGE

apostcardtome:

disneywalnut:

g-retchenwieners:

brititch:

loveabovelooks:

this is legitimately the most embarrassing picture i have seen ever in my life

the story behind this photo was: she actually cut her foot, and having a great sense of humor, posed for this photo.

omg i never noticed that thing on her foot

NOTICE THE THING ON HER FOOT

THIS IS TRUE COURAGE

panic-at-the-discount-store:

I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms

illuminate-your-soull:

I DIDNT EVEN OMG

a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

lisaedelstein:

yesterday ma was like “it’s time for you to get a boyfriend i want great grandkids”

sci-universe:

Tiny animals on fingers.
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fuzzykitty01:

sherlock-and-spn-are-cool:

john-watsons-bushy-moustache:

camacaileon:

piertotum-locomottor:

tennants-hair:

camacaileon:

Today I explained to a guy what shipping is

In the beginning he was quiet but when I started to panic he smiled and said:”it’s really cute that people see love everywhere, even if it’s not officially there.”

KEEP HIM

THIS MAY BE IRONIC, BUT I SHIP YOU.

just came home from a date with him <3

OH MY GOSH!!

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I THROW RICE ON THE PRECIOUS OTP 

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the-girl-and-her-books:

Book blog ♡

the-girl-and-her-books:

Book blog 

I don’t have the prettiest face for you to see, or the skinniest waist for you to hold, but I do have the biggest heart to love you with.
~John Green, A Fault in Out Stars (via psych-facts)

bobbyhorin:

when someone younger than you disrespects you

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