So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.
#felicity smoak going undercover at a mob casino #jumping off a plane #attacking a masked man to protect oliver #offering to be bait for the dollmaker because ultimately it’s her life and her choice #pushing sara out of the way so she wouldn’t get shot #running over isabel to save diggle #being the only one to confront nyssa al ghul and the league of assassins head on when they entered the arrow cave #and finally injecting slade with the cure to the mirakuru. #FELICITY SMOAK IS BRAVE.
this is legitimately the most embarrassing picture i have seen ever in my life
the story behind this photo was: she actually cut her foot, and having a great sense of humor, posed for this photo.
omg i never noticed that thing on her foot
NOTICE THE THING ON HER FOOT
THIS IS TRUE COURAGE
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."
accurate caption is accurate
yesterday ma was like “it’s time for you to get a boyfriend i want great grandkids”
Tiny animals on fingers.
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Today I explained to a guy what shipping is
In the beginning he was quiet but when I started to panic he smiled and said:”it’s really cute that people see love everywhere, even if it’s not officially there.”
THIS MAY BE IRONIC, BUT I SHIP YOU.
just came home from a date with him <3
OH MY GOSH!!
I THROW RICE ON THE PRECIOUS OTP